So here's my recap for Eire Blog 1. But first, let's finish off my last few hours in Ireland shall we? Ok, so I didn't plan on going out for much of a drink on Friday (since I was flying out at noon and all) so I left and went down to O'Sullivan's again. I had a great time while I was there the night before and thought it might happen again. I figured, even if the girls didn't show up again (they didn't) at least there was good music.
So I got to the pub and it was kinda early (9pm) and the place wasn't that full so I went up to the bar, got a drink and just milled around for a couple minutes while I waited for a table or stool to open. After just a couple minutes, a barrel (not a table), opened up with a bunch of stools around it so I sat down. Within a 1.5 minutes, I was surround by, not one, not TWO, but FIVE blonde 50 year old Norwegian women! Once Brian (the singer) saw this, he called to me on the mic and asked me where I was from. I told him that the women were from Norway, but I was from the US. At this, he asked if I knew them or knew Norwegian. I said no, and he gave a big grin, thumbs up, and wink of approval. Hey, when in Rome...
While I was there, I ended up talking with a Scottish guy who used to work on the oil rigs out in the North Sea. He was great. After the Norwegians left, I ended up talking and hanging out with a German kid named Flo (short for Florian), 2 Danes, and an Austrian for the rest of the night. Random much? I got my picture taken with Brian and then with the boys, and we closed up O'Sullivan's then headed down to Oliver St. John Gogarty's in Temple Bar to have one more (I know, I went out for "a quick drink") and proceeded to close up that place too. I've since talked with Flo and we're sending emails back and forth. Cool kid.
I then got my wake up call the next morning, packed my stuff, and went to the airport. I did get 2L of Bailey's from the duty free store for 25 bucks. So awesome. That's what you pay for ONE liter over here. I then counted out what turned out to be my last €4.10 and went to the pub at the airport to see how much a Guinness was. The bartended said "€4.10" and I said "Gidee-up!" So I had my last Guinness in Ireland and talked with a guy from Cork who recognized my Corcaigh hurling jersey. I then headed off on the plane and arrived back in the States with Kate having waited 2hrs for me (now she knows how I feel everytime she goes on spring break ;-) )
So that was my trip, and now let's break it down Dr. Jack style:
Cabbies
AMERICA: Here in America, the cabbies drive recklessly at 100mph with total disregard for human life (yours, theirs, everyone else), 99% aren't from this country, they don't speak 3 words of English, and the cars suck.
IRELAND: In Ireland, the cabbies are IRISH!, speak English, are enjoyable, talk the whole trip, they cut off the meter before they get to your stop, they'll actually go pick up a guy at a hospital that got beaten for his wallet and didn't have any money (my cabby to the airport did this!), the cars are Mercedes and other nice cars, and they drive quickly, but you're never afraid for your life.
EDGE: HUGE win for the Irish. Not even close.
Hotels/B&Bs
AMERICA: Now, I'm not a huge traveller, in fact, I just realized today that this was my first trip outside of the Eastern Time Zone, but I don't think we have a large number of B&Bs in this country. Please correct me if I'm wrong. We have 10million hotels, but not so many B&Bs. Hotels can get really nice for ridiculous amounts of money but even some of the smaller ones are ok. To me, most of them resemble West Village rooms. The B&Bs I have seen are ok. They're usually small houses with rooms to let and everything.
IRELAND: The two hotels I stayed at in Ireland were basically the same thing as in America-- very impersonal, bland, no frills, small rooms, etc. The B&Bs, however, were phenominal. Bridget and Johanna, the women that owned the two B&Bs that I stayed at, were incredibly generous and nice, would do anything for you, cooked up a storm for breakfast, and were genuine, great people.
EDGE: Ireland... but only slightly because of the B&Bs.
Breakfasts
America: If, and I do stress IF, you get breakfast at a place you're staying here in America, it's usually a continental breakfast. A bagle, but don't take more than one, toast, a cup of coffee, and maybe a donut. Really bland and it just makes you even more hungry.
Ireland: One hotel I stayed at didn't have ANY breakfast and I just never woke up in time for the one in Dublin (:-D). The breakfast at the B&Bs were out of this world though. Let me tell you, those Irish know their breakfasts. I'm one who loves breakfast food anyway and to have potato pancakes, toast, scones, jam, eggs, bacon, sausage, irish pudding, cereal, tea, and Porrage with Baileys, I mean, what more could you ask for?!
EDGE: Two words for ya... porrage... Baileys. Enough said.
Bums
America: The bums in this country panhandle, beg, steal, look ragged, make inappropriate comments about sexual orientation or weight or looks or companion, they smell, are drunk all the time, and are generally annoying in every sense of the word.
Ireland: This was an entirely different breed of bum. It could have been a completely different species of human being really. They dressed well, never asked for money, hung out in groups of 6-8, drank casually in the squares, their language was intelligible, and, at times, they were helpful.
EDGE: This is no contest... AMERICA! They may be annoying, but I'm a firm believer that a bum should look like a bum. Call me old-fashioned.
Shopping
America: The US is a shoppers paradise. Seriously, can you imagine MORE places to shop within a smaller area?! If you are anywhere near a city, you are never more than 10 minutes away from any store you could ever want to go to. Not only that, but you can often go to one store for lingerie, a cantelope, cream for that skin condition of yours, diapers, and enough booze to make you forget about all of it.
Ireland: Ireland has its fair share of places to shop but half of them are stores called Dunnes Stores. I'm not even kidding. Cork has three itself and Cork is about the size of downtown Boston. Not only that, but the few malls that I did see weren't nearly as fun as the ones here in America. There were no Goths to make fun of, the food courts are the equivalent of an anorexic half-sister (they're hardly even there in the first place and no one really pays attention to them anyway), and they're really just missing that touch of [economy] class that we in America have come to appreciate. Oh, did I mention that most stores close at 5:30pm over there?
EDGE: America. Ya know, there are those times that you need that late-night toaster oven.
OVERALL: PUSH. I know, I know. But really, there's no other way to end it. Ireland's people are incredibly nice. The scenery is absolutely breathtaking. The beer... well, it's Irish beer. I'll let that sentence stand on its own. At the same time though, America does have its own charm (even if that charm comes along with an attitude, disheveled hair, and a polo shirt with its collar popped up).
Hope everyone enjoyed Eire Blog I. Stay tuned for Eire Blog: The Return (eta next year?)